Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if your clumsy enough
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 1 hrs ago
What the internet needs more than ever is a sarcasm font.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 11 hrs ago
To insects, humans are literally Lovecraftian Old Ones. We're older than their recorded history, our motives are totally unknowable for them, we take no notice of their little lives, and we can destroy them whenever we want. The only thing that keeps us from being full Cthulhu is malaria.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 15 hrs ago
Somewhere someone on this earth needs a person just like you in their life, and they’re always wishing for you to show up
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 21 hrs ago
25 years ago seeing a toddler use technology was seen as a stroke of genius, today it is largely met with thoughts of a lack of parenting.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 21st May '18
A "ghost" to race against would be really useful for getting up and getting ready for work.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 21st May '18
It's amazing how people will spend an extra five minutes circling or waiting for a parking space in order to avoid an extra 30 seconds of walking.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 21st May '18
If you think you ever fucked up bad, just remember somewhere an ant brought borax laced food to the colony killing the queen and the colony
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20th May '18
Going to the cinema alone is often seen as very odd but it’s actually one of the most appropriate activities to do solo.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20th May '18
The Invisible Man could have a perfectly happy, ordinary relationship with a blind person.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20th May '18
It's actually an honor to get stung by a bee. It hates you so much, that it's willing to die just to cause you a mild amount of pain.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th May '18
No one is ever thinking about the cringey stuff you did in the past because they’re too busy thinking about the cringey stuff they did in the past
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th May '18
Watching a graduation ceremony is like sitting through a movie thats entirely end credits
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th May '18
Whether you like him or not, Ed Sheeran is proof that you can still get famous from talent alone.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th May '18
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 rather than at age 6.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th May '18
Intentionally trying to lose a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors is just as hard as trying to win.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th May '18
Somewhere someone is slaving over the PS5 logo and how to distinguish the 5 from the S tastefully
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th May '18
Saying “have a nice day” to someone sounds friendly, but saying “enjoy your next 24 hours” sounds threatening
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th May '18
No one stops to appreciate that the 2 main food seasonings are basically a vegetable and a rock
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th May '18
A lot of people that park like an asshole aren’t actually assholes, they just parked next to an asshole who then left
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th May '18
Best advice you can get going into adulthood is don't trust anyone who talks down to janitors, trashmen,maids etc
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th May '18
Every time someone sets a World Record, the world sets a World Record for number of World Records recorded.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th May '18