Han Solo doesn't seem so great when you realize who his real-world analog would be: A trucker doing smuggling for drug cartels, who shot a guy in a bar.
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"Dog catchers" get a bad rap in children's movies, sure they seem evil when chasing the protagonists but we don't get to see them rescuing dogs from backyard breeders and puppy mills
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 1 hrs ago
No position is comfortable at night, but every position is comfortable in the morning.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 6 hrs ago
Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 12 hrs ago
Necrophiliacs are not sexual predators. They are sexual scavengers.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18 hrs ago
Condoms are made by humans, for humans, to prevent humans.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20 hrs ago
Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do a perfect impression of yourself.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Oct '18
As a child, going to McDonald’s was a victory, but as an adult, it’s a defeat.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Oct '18
Kanye West probably thinks he is a genius because he spends most his time with the Kardashians.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Oct '18
The "selecting the true holy grail" scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade explains the correct method for choosing the real "Download" button: click the one that is the smallest and most boring looking.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Oct '18
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Oct '18
The smell of someone vaping in public is a disturbing reminder of how often we breathe in the same air someone just exhaled
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Oct '18
If we had no ears, we would be unaware of the existence of sound. There could be whole different aspects of the universe that we wouldn't be able to detect just because we don't have the organs to do so.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Oct '18
Going to sleep would be a lot easier if you were as tired as you are when you wake up
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Oct '18
Your debit card pays for things with past hours of your life, and your credit card pays with future hours of your life.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Oct '18
“Squawks" said backwards still sounds the same even though it's not a palindrome
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Oct '18
When you choke on water, you’ve failed at breathing and drinking, the two most important activities in your life.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Oct '18
Having an unseen handicap is like fighting through life with the difficulty set on "high" while everyone judges you against the default difficulty level
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Oct '18
Peppers are the spicy of the fire, mint is the spicy of the ice, carbonation is the spicy of the air, and vinegar is the spicy of the water.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Oct '18
Only thing more annoying than finding an unwashed dish in the sink is finding a half-assed washed dish in the cupboard
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Oct '18
Indiana Jones is a terrible archaeologist being that he always ends up completely destroying ancient temples.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Oct '18
Being lonely is believing you've received a message when it's just your battery at 15%
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Oct '18
Maybe “deja vu” is what happens when your timeline momentarily syncs up perfectly with an alternate timeline of yourself which is why you feel like this has happened before.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Oct '18
It's insane that no matter how weird your dream is, they seem completely normal when you're in them. Like, you could be riding a giant chicken and it'd be completely normal
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Oct '18
The creator of Photoshop could've had a lot of fun if he did not tell anyone.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Oct '18
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