Adding knocking sounds to porn videos would scare the shit out of thousands of people
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 23 mins ago
Women don't give men compliments often because they don't want it to be mistaken for flirting, but men don't get compliments often so when they do, they often mistake it for flirting.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7 hrs ago
If we didn't have ears, we wouldn't know about sound. So it's possible there's other sensations we don't know about because we don't have organs to detect them.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7 hrs ago
If gasoline cars ever become obsolete, the reason behind calling the right pedal “the gas” might eventually become a fun fact
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16 hrs ago
If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies the way it is. Just think how many industries would go out of business
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20th Jul '19
Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there’s an increased chance that they will see you later
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Jul '19
The most unrealistic thing about the new Cats movie is not a single anus is visible.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Jul '19
We as a society are trying to reach Star Trek level technology without first achieving Star Trek level philosophy.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 19th Jul '19
Teenage girls probably dress and try to look older because they want to look like teenage girls in movies who are probably mid 20s actresses
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Jul '19
It’s both a happy and sad feeling when someone chooses not to sit next to you on the bus.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Jul '19
When driverless cars become mainstream, there'll be old people turning up dead at their destinations.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Jul '19
After popcorn was discovered, there must have been a lot of random seeds that were roasted to see if it would have the same effect
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 18th Jul '19
You really know you are lost when you completely turn off the music in your car
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Jul '19
Vampires in today's world would see themselves in modern mirrors, as they are backed with aluminum. Older mirrors were backed with silver, a "pure" metal, which is why it was thought they couldn't see their reflections.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Jul '19
The average penguin lives for 13 years. The Club Penguin franchise lived for 13 years.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 17th Jul '19
Fake News has always been around. It's only because of technology that we realise how gullible we were and how easy it is to fake something, but also how easy it is to disprove a fake.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 16th Jul '19