All historically accurate movies are part of the same cinematic universe.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 38 mins ago
There needs to be Millennial Monopoly where all rents go up 10% each time you pass go, but you still only receive $200, and off to the side is some 60+ year old berating you for not buying houses while he's hoarding them all.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 10 hrs ago
One million seconds ago was 11 days ago. One billion seconds ago was 1987. One trillion seconds ago was 30,000 BC.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 14 hrs ago
Star-Lord from the Guardians of the Galaxy movies probably still thinks Santa is real. He was taken from Earth as a kid and then raised in space around aliens and crazy creatures the rest of his life. He probably assumes Santa is an alien.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 20 hrs ago
Justin Bieber's 'baby' video getting almost 300k dislikes taken off in one day due to people wanting Rewind 2018 as the most disliked vid is the perfect example of how turning the hate onto another thing is the fastest way to clear hate.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 23 hrs ago
True friendship is when you un-floop your dogs ears, so they don’t have to shake their heads.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 11th Dec '18
You don’t realise how much people bullshit until they start talking about something you know about.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 11th Dec '18
If the Simpsons stay on the air while self-driving cars continue to evolve, the day will come when Maggie has as much control at the wheel as Marge
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 10th Dec '18
In 10-15 years gamer dads will join the sports dads who "could've gone pro if it werent for......."
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 10th Dec '18
Mr Potato Head's split-second decision to save the Little Green Men in Toy Story 2 is the reason the toys survive the furnace in Toy Story 3
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 10th Dec '18
In a gym, you pay to lift weights. In a warehouse, you are paid to lift weight.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 9th Dec '18
Nuclear war is like bringing a hand grenade to a knife fight, on an elevator.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 9th Dec '18
The pizza place in Home Alone is Little Nero's and their slogan is "No Fiddlin' Around" and since the legend is Nero fiddled while Rome burned, the slogan a clever way of saying "We won't burn your pizza".
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 9th Dec '18
Mr. Krabs is portrayed as being stingy, but he pays his fry cook and cashier enough that they can own homes on single incomes, with incredible work-life balance to boot.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 9th Dec '18
Deadpool doesn't break the 4th wall until after he gets his powers in the film, which shows that being aware he's in a film was one of the powers he was given.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 8th Dec '18
Spotify could become a dating app where it matches you with a person who listens to the same songs as you.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 8th Dec '18
Everyone’s talking about Baby It’s Cold Outside being offensive when Santa Baby is basically about a girl whoring herself out to Santa for expensive gifts.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 8th Dec '18
Rich criminals make the law and poor criminals break the law.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 8th Dec '18
There are probably a bunch of parents who think their children are fussy eaters, when in reality they're just horrible cooks.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 8th Dec '18
Avengers: Infinity War was pushed forward a week so it wouldn't compete with Deadpool. Avengers: Endgame has been pushed forward a week so as not to complete with Detective Pikachu. Ryan Reynolds may be much more powerful than first thought.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7th Dec '18
Insomniacs Spider-Man was an amazing game that won no awards last night. Doing a great job and getting no recognition for it is the most Spider-Man thing ever.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7th Dec '18
Hackers need to step up their game and delete everyones loans, bad credit and mortgages.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7th Dec '18
Being able to do well in high school without having to put in much effort is actually a big disadvantage later in life.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7th Dec '18
If there were a serial killer that only targeted overweight people and they dubbed them “the weight watcher” or “the fat killer” people would be more offended by the nickname than the actual murders.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 7th Dec '18
If we had pictures of missing people on packs of cigarettes rather than milk cartons, a lot more missing people would be found due to smokers being the only ones standing outside in all kinds of weather.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 6th Dec '18
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