Somewhere in Gotham City is a group of stoners wondering if Batman could also be Bruce Wayne
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 6 hrs ago
Accidentally opening Apple Maps is the GPS equivalent of accidentally opening Internet Explorer.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 13 hrs ago
Maybe dogs bring home sticks because that was bred into them over millennia of humans needing wood for fires
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 14th Aug '18
Cute nicknames like "Trash Panda" and "Danger Noodle" would probably be considered slurs in Zootopia.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 13th Aug '18
Being attracted to people who wear glasses is the one fetish for physically impared that's socially acceptable
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 13th Aug '18
Kids these days won't even know about falling asleep to a DVD, then waking up to the disproportionately loud DVD menu.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 13th Aug '18
You don't understand how much muscle memory you have until you rearrange all the apps on your home screen.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 13th Aug '18
Pregnant women are literally the only people who could grow a pair of balls.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 12th Aug '18
If you got your tongue stuck in a mouse trap, you would pronounce it “mouth trap” and that is exactly what it would be.
permalink | original | comments | Showerthoughts | 12th Aug '18