I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you that you need to be "saved" or else you'll "burn"
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There was a little girl who really loved dolls. She had a big collection of them in her bedroom.
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 25th May '19
The UK Prime Minister just announced her resignation.
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 24th May '19
A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?”
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 23rd May '19
I was at a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 19th May '19
Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump are shot during a conference and die...
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 18th May '19
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 16th May '19
I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*
permalink | original | comments | Jokes | 15th May '19